AISubs v3.7
Second match, Tokai-in-ohya-ohgi-ri match!
- Yo! - Yo, yo, yo!
Today's guests are...
Hekio Wakasamura, Rangista Tomohata, Tetsuya Shibai and Shinkawa Shikari.
This match is a two-on-two team match.
The judges are two women.
- She's cute. - She's cute.
- Her mouth is big. - Her shoulders are cute.
- Her shoulders... - Her shoulders are big.
- The one on the left. - The one on the right.
- She's cute. - She's cute!
- If these lovely ladies laugh... - The one on the right.
- The one on the left. - The one on the right.
...the points will be given.
In this match, we'll make a joke that's just right for girls to laugh at.
- The winning team will get a kiss from a girl. - Yes!
- That's weird. - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- What are you doing?! - Ouch!
- Ah! - Ah!
First match, Tokai-in-ohya-ohgi-ri match!
Here we go.
"Aishiteru" is like this when you say "ero" in Japanese.
Baishiteru
- You're fast. - Huh?!
This is embarrassing!
- This is embarrassing! - You're kidding me!
- You're laughing so hard! - One more time! One more time!
- I'll say it again. - One more time!
Come on! You can't say it twice!
I'll delete it twice!
- Here we go. - Okay.
"Aishiteru" is like this when you say "ero".
- Oh! - Ah, I see!
- Okay! - "Aishiteru" is like this when you say "ero".
Baishiteru
Okay!
"Aishiteru" is like this when you say "ero".
"Taiyaki" or "koukan"
- You're laughing so hard! - I can't stop laughing!
- You're laughing so hard! - You can't stop laughing!
- That guy over there! - He can't laugh at all!
- How is it? - He can't laugh at all!
- Move him away! - Okay!
- You're cute! - What's up with him? - Who are you?
- Okay! Okay!
- Oh! - Okay!
- "Aishiteru" is like this when you say "ero".
It's hard to tell, but it's a big one, and when you cut it open, it comes out.
It's like you're hanging from the tip of a woman's penis.
When you cut it open, it comes out.
You're laughing so hard.
You're kidding me, right?
You're laughing so hard.
It's like a penis, so it's like a muscle spasm.
Muscle spasm.
That's not funny.
Muscle spasm is not funny.
Let's move on.
What did your girlfriend do?
Yes!
What did your girlfriend do?
A man's penis was pulled too much.
But it's like it's stretching out.
I want a copy of it.
This is too much.
This is no good.
One point deduction.
Deduction!
Why?!
I can't do it anymore.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
What did your girlfriend do?
A man's penis was pulled too much.
But it's like it's stretching out.
It's like it's stretching out.
What did you do?
Let's move on.
Shibata, Marx, Katoro.
What sport are you playing?
Shibata, Marx, Katoro.
What sport are you playing?
Basketball.
Baguette.
That's a deduction.
Shibata, Marx, Katoro.
What sport are you playing?
Basketball.
One point deduction.
Why?!
Shibata, Marx, Katoro.
What sport are you playing?
Basketball.
That was the worst one so far.
Shibata, Marx, Katoro.
What sport are you playing?
High bench.
I don't know.
Oh, I got it.
Wow, you got 2 points!
Here's the next question.
How do you feel about your first anniversary in your military service life?
It's somehow very sensible.
Oh, you got 1 point!
Yay!
What's wrong with you?
I'm being pushed around 10 times.
How do you feel about your first anniversary in your military service life?
Nervous.
Let's move on.
Okay.
Oh, no!
It wasn't bad.
How do you feel about your first anniversary in your military service life?
I'm so tired that my eyes, mouth, nose and ears are all f***ed up.
Hey!
How do you feel about your first anniversary in your military service life?
I'm so tired that my eyes, mouth and ears are all f***ed up.
Okay, you got 1 point!
How do you feel about your first anniversary in your military service life?